This was supposed to be gift-fic for wuweii  for Christmas. However, after scouring lj for POTF fic (I found a grand total of one) and the internet as a whole for POTF info (I found a lot; apparently the boys are semi-famous), I somehow managed to miss the deadline by two months.

>:|

Let this be a lesson to me: RESEARCH DOES NOT EQUAL WRITING.

( And now, without further ado: )